Idea For A Sweet Movie

Okay you guys, how about this for some Christmas Day inspiration?

The film is about a grizzled, hard-bitten detective. He may not play by the rules, but by Christ he gets results. Unfortunately for our hero, this doesn't sit well with his overbearing chief who likes to do things by the book. When the detective is taken off the case of his life, he becomes depressed. He stalks home and hits the bottle really hard. Then he starts drinking heavily. In his drunken stupor he stumbles into his wardrobe, where he is transported to an enchanted world. He is told of the problems that blight this world and encounters an evil witch. However he doesn't really care so he goes home to eat Doritos and wank. Then the guys from magic land bust out of the wardrobe and drag him screaming back in. Just after that the chief calls to tell him he is back on the case but it is too late.

The end.