Radio Show: Part III
Here's the post post post about the show show show. E-mail us at this beautiful address if you want us to verbally fellate you live on air and also we will mock your hilarious surname. So look forward to that! Alright let's get on with this shit I don't have all day to waste on you. Mondays 7pm-9pm remember! And you'd better.
- 5 Second Films
Here is a link to a YouTube profile that is literally packed to its very seams with 5 second versions of films. Brilliant, if you like that sort of thing. And I am sure you do. As this man points out, not all of them are actually 5 seconds, but what sort of ridiculous internet pedant would care? Go update your Wikipedia entry you fat sack of shit.
- Matt Sharp presents: Dr. Schmerzen Babble
No no no, it's a different Matt Sharp! How many of us could there possibly be? At least three, apparently. This is one of them and he is either the greatest comedy character actor who ever lived, or a deeply foolish and deluded individual. You decide! Actually no I'll decide for you, he is bloody terrible. If you can survive this whole video I will personally kiss you lovingly on the forehead.
Get your fat eyes round this lovely lot you bitch.
- Dead! - My Chemical Romance
- Did You Get My Message? - Jason Mraz
- Australia - The Shins
- Is She Really Going Out With Him? - Joe Jackson
- Bring It (Snakes on a Plane) - Cobra Starship
- Missed The Boat - Modest Mouse
- The Longest Time - Billy Joel
- Come Back to Camden - Morrissey
- The Seed 2.0 - The Roots
- Salt Sweat Sugar/Bleed American - Jimmy Eat World
- On And On - Tom McRae
- Your Love Alone Is Not Enough - Manic Street Preachers
- I Only Want To Be With You - Dusty Springfield
- Last Goodbye - Jeff Buckley
- Cupid's Chokehold - Gym Class Heroes
- Hit Parade - Unkle Bob
- The Magic Position - Patrick Wolf
- Wasteland - Maximo Park
- Babooshka - Kate Bush
- Double Standards - Frazer
Note to Matt: Put some clips up Yeah alright I'll do it later jesus christ.
I'm not doing the woof box anymore I can't be bothered with it and nobody gives a shit anyway. Next week is film soundtracks week (probably) so get some flippin' e-mails in about those if you like. Or not, whatever. Like I said, I can't be bothered. Maybe Derren Brown could hynotise me into enjoying writing waffle like I used to, like what he did to that piano lady the other night. Derren if you are reading this you better not let me down, okay? I need you man. Also please hypnotise Chris into using less fucking horrible smelly sauce. Alright fuck this I've got a headache. Oh also next week we are going to try and find Josh a girlfriend live on air so that he can get laid and stop being a big old grump! If you've got low self-esteem and issues with your daddy why not e-mail us?
Actually I might keep at the Woof Box if I can use it to snipe at my co-hosts.