Matt's Fabulous Mind Box Contraption

Hello science fans! Recently I have discovered an incredible technology that could change the way we look at our minds. In fact it definitely will, because it's great and I am great too. So what is it? Basically it's a small box that you wear on the back of your head. There is a diagram below:

The metal spine coming out the back goes inside your brain. The box is then able to record every single thought you have during the course of a day. It is stored on an SD card for easy uploading to the blogosphere! Here at The Holy Trinity, we are all scientific explorographers, which means we will go to the very edges of Science in order to learn things. Science things. So we all took the Mind Box out for a test drive, and here are the results!

Matt

• "Everything is so great in the world. I have never been so happy"


• "Ah, what a thing it is to be young, my whole life ahead of me"


• "Hello Mr. Birdy! How nice to see you on this beautiful day. Come, perch upon my shoulder"


• "Life! Oh life! Oh liiiife! Oh life!"


• "SWEET MOTHER OF FUCKING CHRIST WHERE IN THE NAME OF JESUS'S NUTSACK DID I PUT MY MOTHERFUCKING WALLET?!? OHHHHHHHHHHH"


• "This is the WORST DAY OF MY ENTIRE LIFE"


• "I hate everybody. FUCK YOU MATE"


• "I will kill every last one of you stupid cunts"


• "YOU GODDAMN PIECE OF SHIT WHORE FUCKING SACK OF CRAP CAR, WHY WON'T YOU START?! I WILL KILL YOU"


• "Oh I found a penny! Delightful"

Chris

• "I am so hungry"


• "Man I sure could go for some delicious meat right about now"


• "Oh lord, just thinking about a tasty, dripping beefburger makes me so hungry. I MUST EAT"


• "Sweet christ that cow looks yummy"


• "I need to stop thinking about meat... I know, I shall write a song. A song about meat!"


• "Oh! I want to taste a pig! Hey! That would make me feel so big!"


• "I wonder if vegetarians are allowed to eat human meat. Well it would serve those filthy meat-eaters right! I am definitely going to eat a person. Anthony Hopkins does it. That gives me an idea"


• "That stupid Hopkins jerk, why isn't he returning my calls?"


• "OH MAVIs you Are SO deLICious! hoW luCKy it iS thAt yOU hAvE nO faMILY tO notICE you ArE gONE! yoU deLICIouS homELEss"


• "rAAHAahahgfhaAgggAhhhAAAAAGgggAAGagagagagarrrrrrf"

Josh

• "Take this fucking thing out of my head"


• "I'm not going to think about anything until he takes it out"


• "Nothing here"


• "Nope"


• "Not thinking about anything"


• "Just nothing"


• "But what is nothing? I am thinking something, and that something is 'nothing'"


• "How could one truly clear one's mind? Actually think of nothing?"


• "Such a thing would not be possible. Unless..."


• "Yes, that will work! I shall teach that Matt a lesson he will not forget!"

After Josh killed himself I had to stop conducting my research and destroy my invention. Oh well, you win some and you lose some I suppose. See you chicks later.